dragmire | First Sin - [Action/Written]

[Today walking the streets of Luceti is an unusual man that no doubt stands out. Not only due to his odd grayish-green skin, but also his staggering height, exceeding a full seven foot with fiery hair and unusual olive green skin. He's been present in Luceti for several days now, keeping quiet, but today he sets out into the town for a few items. The first is to check the smithy for his armor. Once he finds it, however, he'll need to see about getting it finally repaired. It's likely he'll have all the time he needs for that. Secondly, he is looking for the boy, Link. The time has come to speak with him and to see which of the two whelps it is. He can be found anywhere around the central plaza, in the smithy, or wandering the aisles of the grocery store, with a sort of amazement and disgust for how much food is left out. Such excess... such waste.

Later he deems it appropriate to leave a short message on the journals. Make his presence known. Though not before he takes the precaution of copying the villain list. This place truly was filled with fools to make something so easily accessible. The names of these people could one day be useful to him. Especially if he could manage to avoid being added to those names.]

Since it seems customary to announce one's presence on these journals upon arriving, I shall do so now. I am Ganondorf. I have read the guide and heard of the situation in this place. I wish to be enlightened as to information about our so-called enemies, the 'Third Party'. Thank you.

Signed,
Ganondorf

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[Noel had the feeling that's what he meant; besides Luceti, anyway.

She blinks. That... changes a lot.]

You lost your power?

[Lost? Oh no. He gained far more power.]

It is of little consequence. [And none of your business.]

[It's her business NOW.

Still, uh. Touchy subject? She's not sure. Should she be even asking about stuff like this? Let's just move on. Yes. Confidence building.]

I won't press on about it. [How could she even ask?]

A wise decision.

[Well since she's here, he can ask her a question. He picks up a can, which happens to be beans, and holds it out.]

Tell me, in what manner are these to be opened? Previous attempts have proven... messy. [Such as cutting it off or worse, ripping it off. Poking the top in was pretty bad too.]

[He doesn't know?]

Ah! You need a can opener for that! I'm sure they have something like that around here somewhere.

A can opener. Very well. [An obvious name that gives him no idea what it might look like. He sets the can down, intending to find this elusive contraption himself. He don't need nobody!]

...

[Yeah, Ganondorf! You can find it!

Noel will just. Continue her shopping.]

[As will he. If you know, he can find this damn can opener. Maybe he should just stick to... other foods.]

[But don't you want to know what's inside the can with the babies!?]

[He may be the king of evil, but he doesn't eat babies.

Okay screw it, he survived for countless decades in the Twilight Realm without sustenance, so he can survive without eating in Luceti too. Even if he does rather miss it.]

[Man, the King of Evil can't locate one can opener? And you thought obtaining the Triforce was difficult. B| For shame.]

[So now he's leaving. Noel is in his path as he does so, empty handed.]

Excuse me. [Or I'll TRAMPLE you.]

[FAIL.

But she'll move out of the way. Still, the lack of... anything... catches her attention.]

Were you able to find it?

[Oh. He stops and glances aside, not at all amused at the question.]

No. It is of little consequence.

[She looks... almost apologetic, but is too nervous to offer her own help.]

I see. [...] Maybe next time, then.

... perhaps.

[Not that he's going to be looking all that hard and why does she even care?]

[Well, isn't it weird to be in the grocery store and not... even get anything? But whatevs, whatevs. She'll give Ganondorf a nod before returning to her shopping again. Maybe he has somewhere to be.]

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